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December 27, 2011
Since the last time I wrote FD ran into MVP in Miami at Art Basel and she told me he kept talking about me. He and I started talking again but that quickly went to shit and I told him to go f**k himself, called his ex a hood rat with half a brain that needed him as a meal ticket and called him pathetic repeatedly. This conversation took place on December 14, when I found out that he wasn’t going to take me to the Swedish House Mafia concert at Madison Square Garden and no longer had any use for him.
I went to the concert with MVP, SM (this realllly pretty girl I went to law school with, she graduated this past May, and SM’s boyfriend. The concert was awesome, everyone was super trashed and super nice and I just kept dancing.
After the concert MVP’s drunk ass decided to be annoying and throw a shit fit with her bf. She thought he was hanging out with another girl so insisted on going over there, he kept shutting her down and she kept making up stories of how she wanted to go over because she was sick. At this point I was annoyed and just called him and told him I was bringing her over because she was throwing up and I couldn’t take her home because her mom was awake. I know I’m such a good friend.
I can’t deal with her and her boyfriend anymore. He cheats on her, she obsesses over it and then they go on vacation and repeat. He’s 42, people don’t change, especially old people, so if you can’t deal with it then leave.
SM and I went to Abe & Arthur’s on Thursday with this promoter I know. He wanted us to go to SL with him afterwards but we wanted to go to see Bob Sinclar at Lavo instead so we just snuck away as the group was going into SL while laughing and saying “done and dash. Yes, we are horrible people. Lavo was fun. Bob Sinclar looked miserable being there and pretty much played the Swedish House Mafia set from their concert.
I also met a normal guy my age through SM and this other guy from law school. The guy asked for my # and never texted. It’s like why did you ask? I didn’t really flirt with you because I don’t really care at the moment sooo why bother? I think the guy from school might have mentioned that I’m a total bitch so that’s probably why.
At the moment I’m at LAX connecting for my flight to Sidney! I can’t wait to see my London bf, who FD introduced me too. Actually that’s a lie, I don’t really care about him either. I can’t wait to chill out.





You’re going to look like an aborigine when you get back….can’t believe you’re not more worried about wrinkles….
Have fun!
PS: It’s about time. I was waiting alllll day for an update