More Life Updates

Since the last time I wrote FD ran into MVP in Miami at Art Basel and she told me he kept talking about me. He and I started talking again but that quickly went to shit and I told him to go f**k himself, called his ex a hood rat with half a brain that needed him as a meal ticket and called him pathetic repeatedly. This conversation took place on December 14, when I found out that he wasn’t going to take me to the Swedish House Mafia concert at Madison Square Garden and no longer had any use for him.

I went to the concert with MVP, SM (this realllly pretty girl I went to law school with, she graduated this past May, and SM’s boyfriend. The concert was awesome, everyone was super trashed and super nice and I just kept dancing.

After the concert MVP’s drunk ass decided to be annoying and throw a shit fit with her bf. She thought he was hanging out with another girl so insisted on going over there, he kept shutting her down and she kept making up stories of how she wanted to go over because she was sick. At this point I was annoyed and just called him and told him I was bringing her over because she was throwing up and I couldn’t take her home because her mom was awake. I know I’m such a good friend.

I can’t deal with her and her boyfriend anymore. He cheats on her, she obsesses over it and then they go on vacation and repeat. He’s 42, people don’t change, especially old people, so if you can’t deal with it then leave.

SM and I went to Abe & Arthur’s on Thursday with this promoter I know. He wanted us to go to SL with him afterwards but we wanted to go to see Bob Sinclar at Lavo instead so we just snuck away as the group was going into SL while laughing and saying “done and dash. Yes, we are horrible people. Lavo was fun. Bob Sinclar looked miserable being there and pretty much played the Swedish House Mafia set from their concert.

I also met a normal guy my age through SM and this other guy from law school. The guy asked for my # and never texted. It’s like why did you ask? I didn’t really flirt with you because I don’t really care at the moment sooo why bother? I think the guy from school might have mentioned that I’m a total bitch so that’s probably why.

At the moment I’m at LAX connecting for my flight to Sidney! I can’t wait to see my London bf, who FD introduced me too. Actually that’s a lie, I don’t really care about him either. I can’t wait to chill out.

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Chloe B.

I feel so close to you right now

I’m on a Calvin Harris band wagon right now so here ya go…

Such a great video too.

Catchy French Songs

Stuck in my head =(

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Chloe B.

Baby there’s a shark in the water

Can’t stop listening to this…

Wont you shine tonight?

I just heard this song last night and I love it. It captures my mood perfectly at the moment.

Currently Obsessed With…

PS the second one is what I was signing to McHottie last night, well no I wasn’t really singing it to him but well you’ll see in the following posts

This is like a flashback….

Currently obsessed with this song and video clip…

I want my old life back

PS I want a polaroid camera!

STOP CALLING

1. At first I thought Just Dance would be Lady Gaga’s first and last song, apparently I was wrong. Don’t get me wrong her songs are fun and catchy but eventually you get sick of them. I thought her other songs were ok, I was never crazy about them BUT I am freaking obsessed with Alejandro and Telephone. I can relate to Telephone, I think most people can. We’ve all had that significant other that would nonstop call/text when you were out. Back off maaaan…

2. So here’s the latest with ex library bf (I wonder if he’s aware we were in a relationship in my mind). Well today he stayed later than usual and eventually got up to leave like 7 minutes after his friends were gone. Um, what did you have to do in those extra 7 minutes that you couldn’t leave with your friends? Hmm, anyway so before he leaves he starts talking to me.

Him: What’s up?

Me: I’m not talking to you.

Him: Why?

Me: Because you didn’t go to the vending machine with me.

Him: Oh god…

Me: I got harassed while I was down there!

Him: Did you really?

Me: No.

Him: Oh, I would have really felt bad if you had

Me: Yeah, I did

Him: Too late now, how long are you staying here till?

Me: Like 3

Him: Ok well I’ll be here tomorrow

Me: Why does it matter that you’ll be here tomorrow? It’s not like you go to the vending machine with me, we don’t sit together, and I barely talk to you.

Him: Yeah, but I’m kind of cute though no?

Me: Nah

Him: Haha ok I’ll see you tomorrow

Conceited, my kind of guy!

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Chloé B

Random

I want to talk about a few things in this post.

1) How cute are these cats? I was a cat person when I was little, now I’m more of a puppy person but cats can be so cute sometimes.

2) I’m also kind of obsessed with this song lately. I used to be obsessed with it before too. My favorite part is “hey child, stay wilder than the wind”

3) I don’t know what I’m going to do after the semester is over ugh I’ll probably have to go socialize with people I can’t stand.

4) I’ve been ignoring library bf lately. Today he tried to talk to me but I shut his ass down. Don’t talk to me you’re not my library bf anymore, we are over. Yeah, I don’t think he gets it. Well, at least he said bye today, I gave him a noncommittal wave.

5) Someone’s going to kill me and stuff me inside a wall at the library, I can feel it. I need to stop staying here till 3 am. Oh and can we talk about how I’m VIP at the library. The security guard kicks everyone out from the 3rd and 4th floor at 1:30 when the library closes. He always leaves me alone on the 5th floor. Can we also talk about how the maids locked me inside the library last night? When I walked down to the 4th floor the door was locked and the maid was sleeping on the sofa. Good thing she was still there! Why would she lock it???

6) Randomly stumbled upon this blog called DBAG dating, pretty funny stuff.

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Chloé B

Obsessed

So apparently I lied about not blogging again till Dec 17, whatever I deleted facebook I can’t just give up everything. PS I feel like a crackhead I keep opening my iphone and clicking on the screen where the facebook app icon used to be. WTH!

Anyway, first order of business is my obsession with the new Lady Gaga song Alejandro. It’s inspired me to hook up with South American men during winter break. PS is it just me or does it remind anyone else of Ace of Base?

Second order of business, I forgot to mention last week that (or was it this week, I’m not sure what day we’re on) that I broke up with library boyfriend? Why you ask? Because him and his friends are obnoxious, inconsiderate, and outright RUDE. Why you ask? Because they use their outdoor, as opposed to their indoor, voice in the library. AND not only are they NOT talking about school but they go on and on laughing. I’m here to study not to waste my time hearing you laugh!!! So I turned around and told them to shut the f up! THEN one of his friends told a girl in my section that some girl had told them to shut up and while she was telling me they start going stop talking. They were joking but I don’t care. I was whispering & we were talking about school! So needless to say I have become the library nazi I’m shushing people left and right, giving them the look of death, and picking up my stuff and moving in anger but not before letting them know that they are the reason I’m moving. HOW did these people get to law school? HOW?

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Chloé B