As you can see there are many characters mentioned in this blog and some people have requested a flow chart of a who’s who. I don’t like flow charts so here’s an alphabetical list that I will try to keep updated.
AC: female, ex-coworker, super sweet and genuine, says she sees the softer side in me
AD: female, ex-coworker, very assertive, mostly agrees with me on most areas, encourages my bad behavior so I’ll have stories to tell her
AM: friend of JV and Lib bf #4, really nice and chill
B: male, the straight French Tom Ford, banker, super stylish, super sweet, never hooked up with me but with M, took really good care of me and M when we were in Paris.
Chipmunk: male, from London, MVP met and fell in love with him when we brunched at Via dei Mille, he looks like a chipmunk.
DA: female, ex-coworker and gossip fiend, reminds me of myself when I was younger even though I’m only a few months older than her
Dave: male, met through mutual friends in college, harrassed my life for a couple of months then went away.
ED: female, Albanian, we were friends in 5th grade, recently started hanging out with her again since she’s friends with MD.
Fabien #1: One of SD’s close friends from Paris, lives in NY and promotes for clubs, I met SD at one of his parties.
Fabien #2: One of SD’s close friends from Paris, met him through SD when they came to NY together. Hits on me but he’s cute and nice so its ok.
FD: a 40 year old man I met in the Hamptons and decided to date, he’s very Italian and I mean Brooklyn Italian.
Friend #3: met him a long time ago through a mutual friend that also likes me, intriguing, sure to be a disaster.
JB: male, from Florida, was in my section the first year of law school but then he transferred to Cardozo.
JC: female, ex-coworker, super naive but very sweet, can give either really bad or really good guy advice
Jolly Green Giant: female, library bfs hook up buddy/love interest, too tall and chubster, looks like a mom.
JV: female, friend from college, don’t really see her except when we go party
KH: female, friend from law school, really smart, same mentality as me but we differ because she’s extremely judgmental and conservative in her personal life and I am obviously not.
L: female, really good friend from college, partner in crime, she IS the real Samantha from Sex & the City, has mommy issues and is jaded when it comes to having a relationship
Library boyfriend #1: male obviously, sits in the same section of the library as me, had a crush on him until I found out he’s hooking up with the jolly green giant but I don’t think they hook up anymore
Library boyfriend #2: also sits in the same section of the library as me, second year student, is friends with Ms cousin and the pee in your mouth guy.
Library bf #3: this guy in my section at school, he doesn’t really count because he has a gf and I barely speak to him but he’s so cute, I love him.
Library bf #4: I met him through JV, he’s a year below me in school but a year older than me, preppy, gentleman.
LM: male, lives in PA, harrasses me to hang out but then never makes plans or follows through, has given me sick hook ups in Miami
M: female, really good friend since high school, no longer speak after an incident, went to Paris together, she like L is also a player, has daddy issues and also jaded when it comes to relationship
McHottie: male, met him at Bagatelle, lives in Brooklyn, went to the same college as me, show off and commitment phobe, bores me but is really fun to hook up with…I think he’s a really nice person deep inside
MD: female, my best friend since I was 10, nicest person in the whole wide world and has the best boyfriend in the whole wide world, unfortunately don’t see her that often
Mexican (the): male, London, friend of the Chipmunk, super annoying.
MG: male, Asian lives in CA grew up in Australia, met him at the bar at the Smyth where he was with his mistress and I was with Mr. Overwhelming, went on 1 date to Balthazar and neither one of us was impressed and that was that.
MVP: female, Ukranian, went to the same college, met her through L, a lot of fun to go out with.
Mr. Overwhelming: male, lives in London, met him at 60 Thompson in summer of ’09, pursued me till I gave in, usually see him when he’s in town for business meetings, in love with me although I’d like him to stop.
Mr. Past: male, Italian American, super nice guy, we used to hook up when I was 17 and he was 19, he got a psycho gf so we stopped talking.
Mr. Ungrateful: male, from Paris, banker, lives in NY, hooked up/dated/fought like cats and dogs, he bored me and I only grew to resent him more and more everyday, complained godforbid it got violent in bed, basically behaved like a spoiled girl.
MT: male, Pakistani, lives in London, met him in NY once, had a facebook relationship, super sweet guy but he has his douchebag moments, his blog inspired me to start this blog, don’t really talk to him anymore.
Old Guy: some 41 year old from Miami I met at Bagatelle with MVP. Really rich, really arrogant.
PM: female, friend from law school, really nice and sweet, super religious and goody goody.
PS: Canadian girl, older than me, really pretty, really goody goody, friends with Lib bf #4, JV, and AM, Lib bf #4 used to like her then he stopped then she started likign him and he told her he didn’t like her so she hates both him and me now
Sonia: Iranian girl born and raised in France, living in Paris. Was introduced to her by a mutual friend in Paris circa 2009. A lot of fun, very fashionable, but a little too promiscuous for my taste. Partied with her the last time I was in Paris in ’10/’11.
SC: All American male, went to NYU and studied abroad in Italy with 2 girls I went to high school with. One of them posted a photo of him, I commented, he friended me, when they returned we went on a date but I was with AB at the time. Stayed with him in Boston July 4th weekend of 2008 (I think). Sort of dated him again 3 years later but left him for TM.
SD: male, Lebanese, born and raised in Paris, lives in Geneva, banker, met him at Pink Elephant summer of ’08, reconnected through facebook, it’s really complicated, traumatized me into not dating or hooking up w anyone for months because I decided to fall for him.
SD 2.o: French of Moroccan descent, Jewish, looks just like SD except he’s only 24 and super rich.
SM: girl from law school, super pretty, super chill, super fun.
TM: All American male, goes to law school with me, is a year older but a year under me in law school because he took ayear off, obsessed with guns, played baseball throughout college, not well off, really agressive. We “dated”/had sex, got really close really fast and then went psycho on each other.
